The Cubs are gonna scratch and claw their way to a W tonight because that's what teams do when they remember what it felt like to be kings, and brother, I still feel it in my bones.

We're about to watch our pitching staff treat the Angels lineup like a magician making rabbits disappear, and frankly I've earned the right to expect exactly that.

The A's are playing in an empty parking lot while we've got four rings on our fingers, so unless the Red Sox decide tonight's the night to finally embarrass themselves, Oakland's getting steamrolled.

We didn't drive all the way to San Francisco to watch their fog roll in over another L, so let's get it done.

Jose is gonna drag these guys across the finish line because that's what he does every night while ESPN is busy hyping some overpaid Yankee instead.