The Panthers are about to find out what it's like to be a table at a Bills Mafia tailgate.

I've seen three-nothing leads evaporate faster than my rent money, but something tells me the Browns finally figured out how to not be the Browns tonight.

The Vikings are about to learn what it feels like when the football gods decide your Super Bowl dreams die in the Meadowlands on a random Tuesday night in.

The Rams are about to learn what it's like to get run over by a team that literally won't stop winning and honestly I'm too desensitized to even be nervous about it anymore.

The Dome's gonna be louder than a ref's whistle, our offense will probably remember how to score for once, and Jacksonville's gonna wish they'd stayed in Jacksonville, so I'm stupid enough to believe we actually win this one.

The Ravens think they're gonna stop Jalen Hurts in their house but they're about to get booed out of Baltimore just like Santa got booed out of the Linc, and that's a.

The 12th Man's gonna make CenturyLink shake harder than it did in 2013, and Geno's got enough ice in his veins to freeze out America's Team in the Pacific Northwest tonight.