The Twins are gonna roll into their house thinking they got a shot, but Harper's gonna remind 'em why we paid a quarter-billion dollars and the Philly faithful are gonna be loud enough to rattle those Minnesota nice folks all the way back to the Land of 10,000 Lakes.

We're in Minnesota so the Philly juju is weak, but one run is all we need when our bullpen remembers how to throw strikes like they're booing someone who deserves it.

I've watched enough October heartbreak to know the Phillies came here to ruin another night, but our boys got that Midwestern grit that doesn't quit at home, so yeah, I'm leaning the Twins find a way tonight

We're down one in the fourth with our bats about to wake up, and I've seen enough Twins baseball to know this is exactly when we strike—mark it down, this is our night, fellas.