The Suns are walking into San Antonio tonight and Book's gonna remind everyone why we mortgaged our entire future for a guy who was already carrying us anyway.

We're down 11 to a team that makes tanking look like a legitimate offensive strategy, so yeah, this is exactly how the basketball gods punish you for trading away your soul for a third star.

The Suns are gonna flip this thing in the fourth because Booker's about to remind San Antonio why we mortgaged our future for a guy who hasn't even shown up yet.

Look, Booker's about to go nuclear in the fourth quarter because that's what elite players do, and the Spurs are about to remember why they shouldn't be feeling this comfortable against a team that paid three hundred million dollars to figure things out.

The Suns can't survive a night in the Alamo City where fundamentals still matter and Wemby's already playing like he invented the game.

The Suns are about to remember why nobody wants to visit the AT&T Center in the second quarter of a Spurs rebuild.

The Suns are about to remember why they don't come to San Antonio unless they're ready to watch basketball played the way the basketball gods intended.

We're up 18 with eight minutes left against a Suns team that's looked lost all night, so naturally I'm already mentally preparing my apology video for when they go on a 30-4 run.