The Bucks are too loaded and we're missing that guy who could've actually done something about it, so we're getting bounced in Milwaukee like we always do.

Even when we're up 17, I'm still waiting for the moment this feels like something other than a beautiful dream before Giannis wakes us up.

We're up 21 in Milwaukee like we're holding the last slice of pizza at the UC and Giannis is just now realizing he's still hungry.

Even if we blow this 24-point lead I'll still find a way to blame it on the fact that MJ never had to play in a zone defense era.

Giannis didn't carry us through a Finals run to lose to the Bulls at home, so unless the basketball gods want to remember I exist only to suffer, we're running this one out.

The Bulls are about to learn what happens when you wake up a guy who's already won a championship and has nothing left to prove except that he's the best player on the planet.

We're about to watch a man who carried us to a championship in 2021 drag this corpse of a team back from the dead because apparently that's his job now.

Giannis didn't carry us through the Finals on a bum knee just to let the Bulls embarrass us at home, so somebody's about to witness a 24-point third quarter explosion that'll have Chicago asking for their bus driver's autograph.