Minnesota's gonna spend three periods trying to play pretty hockey while we're out there peeling paint off the boards and they're gonna hate every second of it.

I've seen this movie before and it always ends with my heart getting ripped out, but these guys know how to suffocate a team and Minnesota's gonna hate every second of it.

Minnesota's gonna learn that trailing the Bruins in the second period is like getting a papercut — doesn't seem like much until you realize you're bleeding out.

The Wild are absolutely rolling right now and the Bruins better watch out because tonight we're finally seeing the team that was supposed to win us a Cup back in 2017, mark my words this is our year, THIS IS OUR YEAR!

The hockey gods laugh at Minnesota fans the way Boston fans laugh at their own misery, which means we're about to get absolutely torched on home ice like some kind of cosmic joke that never gets old.

A two-goal lead in the second period is like holding a winning lottery ticket while standing in the Wild's front office—something's about to go catastrophically wrong.